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Hi, I rushed over as fast as I could.

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I'm going to get right to the point.

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Kate, let's do it.

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Pardon me?

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Let's get married.

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Mike, I waited so long to hear you say
that. I'm so happy.

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Oh, great, then it's settled.

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Well, this is so unexpected.

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Oh, well, Kate, with my folks filling
the house and moving to Washington, D

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Parents are moving to Washington? I
mean, I've got to start thinking about

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future. I mean, our future, dearest.

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I mean, let's face it, Kate, it's going
to be tough.

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Oh, I know, but we can do it. I mean, we
might have to scrimp and save it. Oh, I

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am so glad you're up for this.

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I mean, I was actually thinking that I
was going to have to find myself a new

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apartment. Oh, really?

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Oh, yeah, but now we can stay at your
place.

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My place?

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Oh, then we agree.

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I was worried there for a second. I
mean, let's face it, my mom is not going

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be around to do my cooking and cleaning
anymore.

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Maybe.

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But if we were married, then I could do
those things.

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Exactly.

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I mean, I could keep the refrigerator
full.

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and I could help pay those bills.

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Oh, Kate, you're reading my mind. Hey,
you could have your friends over, and I

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could wait on them hand and foot. We are
so in sync, Kate. This is the perfect

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time for us to be together.

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Mike, you're amazing.

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Well, thank you, but I did have a whole
night to work this out.

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Mike Seaver, I've got three little words
for you.

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I love you.

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Get a dog.

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Come on, Mr. Blowhole, you're being a
baby about this.

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Chris, Hugh, what are you doing?

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Ben, I'm not going to lie to you. We've
got a problem here.

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What is it?

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Well, I was carrying some boxes to the
garage, and all of a sudden, Mr.

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Blowhole made a run for it.

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He said he's not going to Washington.

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Oh, well, tough luck.

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Ben!

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Would you talk to him for me?

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Chris, he's a stuffed animal.

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You hurt his feelings.

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Okay.

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Stay there, Blowhole.

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Listen up. We're moving. Deal with it.

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Mr. Blowhole, that wasn't very nice.

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What did he say?

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He says you're acting like a poopy head.

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Wait a minute. I don't need attitude
from a whale.

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Why me?

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Here, Ben, you want to hold her?

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You're big brother, Ben, now.

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I'm going to be a good big brother,
Chris.

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You'll see.

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Okay.

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Now, why won't he go to Washington?

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He's afraid he won't have any friends to
play with.

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Well, does he know that I'm going to be
there, and so will Mom and Dad?

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I'm talking friends here, Ben. You know,
his kind.

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Oh, um, well, um, maybe he'll, uh, maybe
he'll listen to this, um,

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this big butt thing here.

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That's for the big jeans.

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Man, she needs to cut back on the honey.

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You wonder why all the animals talk
behind your back.

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Hi there, Mr. Blowhole.

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Oh, um, Ben, one thing.

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Mr. Blowhole's good friends with Papa
Pig.

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Okay.

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Now, see here, Blowhole. You have to
move with the family.

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Mr. Blowhole says he was born in this
house, and it's the only place he ever

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lived.

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Well, Washington, D .C. is a nice place
to live.

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Ben, he's scared.

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Don't be scared, Mr. Blowhole.

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We're your family.

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And when a family goes somewhere, they
have nothing to be afraid of.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Mr. Blowhole says he'll go.

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Yay!

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And Mr. Blowhole wants to give you the
biggest kiss of all.

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Oh, that's all right.

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Kiss Mr.

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Blowhole.

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Okay. Come here, Blowhole.

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Pucker up.

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Uh,

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no, um, no. Uh, you see, uh, see,
blowhole here, he didn't want to go.

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And, and, and Christy, she... Why me?

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Hey, Dad.

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I think it's time we have a guy -to -guy
talk.

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be nice, Mike, but I'm a little busy
right now.

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Oh, that's up to you, Dad, but can you
afford to put your future on hold?

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Oh, my God, you've got a job selling
life insurance.

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No, it's just that, I mean, did you know
that moving can be one of life's most

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stressful experiences?

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I mean, it's right up there with losing
a loved one and listening to Ben eat.

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What's this all about?

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The truth?

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Well, yeah, after 20 years, that would
be a refreshing change.

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Okay, Dad, the truth is that with you
and Mom moving to Washington, I don't

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what's going to happen to me.

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I didn't know you felt that way.

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Well, neither did I until I found myself
proposing to Kate.

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You proposed?

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Mom, Kate, congrats. Just turn me down.

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I guess the woman's allergic to cooking
and cleaning.

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You mentioned cooking and cleaning in a
proposal?

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Well, that's not the only thing I said,
Dad. I mean, I also covered love and

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rent.

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Well, you can't get married at a
convenience.

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Why not?

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Because marriage isn't about
convenience, Mike. It's about

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Look at me. I'm moving my practice to
Washington.

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You're moving all your nutcases to
Washington?

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No, there are plenty of nutcases in
Washington.

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They're not nutcases, Mike.

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No, it's just like, hey, when I heard
about the move, I said, forget it.

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But the thing about a relationship is
that sometimes you have to consider

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another person's needs before your own.
Put yours on hold.

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Yeah, that's exactly what I asked Kate
to do. And she said no.

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What I meant was maybe you could put
Kate's needs first.

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But don't let us moving to Washington
throw you into a panic, Mike. You're

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to be able to fend for yourself.

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You have grown up.

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I have? Oh, yeah. You're ready for
responsibility now.

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Total re... Okay, look, here's the deal.

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I'll give you a little more freedom.

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You better promise me a lot more
responsibility.

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Hey, no problem, Dad. I swear I am ready
for total responsibility.

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Mike, I'm not ready for total
responsibility.

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Some responsibility.

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I hear you, Dad.

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I'm going to take responsibility for my
life.

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And I'm going to start by apologizing to
Kate.

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I just wish I knew the right way to do
it.

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Well, if you don't mind me saying so, I
think that the best way to a woman's

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heart is sincerity.

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And if that's not working, try a little
gift.

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No, it's a 150 -pound bonbon.

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Unwrap me.

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Pass.

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Well, then at least read the card.

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I heard everything you had to say this
morning.

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Wait! Come on, it's hot in here. I
blacked out twice already.

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For you.

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Thank you.

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I had candles going, but I singed my
hair.

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I've got something on the stove.

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Kate, look, I'm sorry about this
morning.

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Kate,

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it's just that with my folks moving to
Washington, I went temporarily insane.

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Asking you to marry me was just a knee
-jerk reaction.

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I got it half right.

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What I'm trying to say is that I'm
selfish and immature and I'm thoughtless

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rude and spoiled.

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Stop me any time here.

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I will when I disagree.

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Kate, I'm asking you to marry me. Again?
Yeah.

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When the time is right.

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Huh?

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Well, first I want to finish school and
start a career.

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So that I can give you the life that you
deserve.

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So will you marry me?

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Someday?

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Maybe.

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Ask me.

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Someday.

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Hey, hey, be careful. You're going to
crush my packing peanuts.

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Hey, Carol.

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Carol, what are you doing?

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Just looking, thinking.

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It seems so weird to think that sooner I
won't be welcome in this house.

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Well, it seems like you should be used
to that, by the way.

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Sorry. It's on autopilot.

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We haven't had the greatest
relationship, have we?

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Well, I don't know why you say that.

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Hello?

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Hey!

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Hey,

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that hurt!

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Hello? Oh, hi, Bobby. Lucky you caught
me.

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I was just heading out the door.

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Well, at least we won't be living under
the same roof at each other's throats

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all the time. Yeah, what a relief.

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I mean, after 21 years together, we need
a break.

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Wow, 21 years.

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Yeah.

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You have always been obnoxious.

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Read this line.

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I hate this book.

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Oh, how do you know you haven't even
read it?

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I heard about it. I'll just wait for the
movie.

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Mikey. Okay, okay.

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Don't help me.

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wag his tail.

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Maggie, did you just... I heard her! She
can read! Four years old and she can

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read! It's a miracle.

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Oh, it's fantastic!

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Our little genius.

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Oh, I've got to go call Mom and Dad.

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Yeah, it's all good to think of her.

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Turn the page.

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I want to see how it comes out.

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You've got to make me look bad, don't
you?

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Yeah.

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Big deal.

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So what if you can read? It doesn't mean
nothing.

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It means I'm smart and you're stupid.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. You're never even going to
graduate. I bet you 50 bucks I do.

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Okay, sucker.

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Let's graduate.

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Well, I graduated, didn't I?

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Yeah. And you were smart enough to stop
me from making the biggest mistake of my

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life. What are you talking about? You're
still dating Dwight.

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No, I was talking about the time I
wanted to get a nose job.

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If you think I'm even aware that you've
been calling me funny -looking for the

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past all my life, you're crazy.

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Carol, why would you even listen to me?

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Come on, Carol, look, you're my sister.

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I'm supposed to call you ugly.

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It's my job.

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What, now I suppose you're going to say
you didn't mean it?

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Look...

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All right, all right, look, did you mean
it all those times you called me so

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incredibly stupid?

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All right, all right, bad example.

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Carol, come on. This is brother and
sister stuff here, you know? I mean,

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look, Eddie calls his sister ugly. Boner
thinks his sister is ugly.

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Boner's sister is ugly.

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That's not the point, Carol.

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The point is, you're not ugly.

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I mean...

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As a matter of fact, in the last couple
of years, you've been kind of... You've

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been getting better looking.

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Oh, sure.

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Carol, this is tough for me, all right?

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Look, I mean, I see the way guys look at
you, and I know that look.

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Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you know, when your
friends look at your sister that way,

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it's kind of weird.

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So you think I'm... Think.

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What? Pretty.

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I said I think you're kind of pretty.

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What?

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You think I'm pretty?

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Yeah, look, and if you have any
sensitivity at all, you will never ever

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anyone I said you were pretty.

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You know, Carol, I've been thinking.

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I mean, after 21 years of my zingers,
you shouldn't just have to quit cold

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turkey.

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What?

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Well, I think we should get together
every once in a while.

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Just to make sure that, well, that you
don't start getting the idea that you're

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normal or anything.

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You'd do that for me?

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Sure.

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Jerk.

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Geek. Okay.

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For our last meal, we'll pretend that
this is an elegant banquet.

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With a make -believe table, make
-believe chairs.

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And make -believe food.

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Where are those guys?

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It's about time.

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Hey, pizza guy.

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Good, I'm starving.

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Oh, great, food.

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I can't believe we're actually leaving.

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I know, can you believe that this is the
last meal we'll ever have in this

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house?

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That's right. Cherry stale pizza.

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Smelling Ben.

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Too late to sell her with the house.

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Amazing that this house has survived
four Seaver children.

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I'll remember this as the house my
babies grew up in.

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Well, they sure were cute as little
kids.

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And then they grew up.

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Why is everybody looking at me? Well,
you're the only guy we've ever heard of

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who could pull off scams in two cities
at the same time. Remember the time that

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you snuck off to California? You left
Ben and Carol the cover for you?

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Mike!

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I was in here first, dog breath.

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Mike, don't call your sister names.

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All right.

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Mom, he's been in there all morning, and
he says he's going to stay in through

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breakfast.

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Mike, you don't want breakfast?

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No breakfast this morning, Mom.

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What are you doing in there?

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Whatever it is, it sure smells good.

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What?

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Oh, what do you know, Ben? The
telephone's ringing at 7 .59 exactly.

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Oh.

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Carol? I got it.

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Yeah, I'm really enjoying my five hours
here in Denver.

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Why am I whispering?

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Mike, telephone!

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I'll take it upstairs.

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Carol, who's on the phone?

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Mike.

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Um, um, and Boner. He's going over to
Boner's house. Wait a minute.

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Mike. Uh, Dad.

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You're not going anywhere, mister.

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I'm not?

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Who's Dad talking to?

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Mike, bye.

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Don't worry, he's not taking off until
he does his share of the shoveling.

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Dad, that's going to be a little tough.

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Mike, I want to see you outside in five
minutes. No excuses.

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Say goodbye, boner.

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Uh, goodbye, Dr. Thieva.

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Hey, look, I'm not the only con artist
in this house.

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How about Benny? He's starting to get
united.

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Hello, God?

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What are you doing?

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I have... I happen to be praying for
money.

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Ben, you can't pray for money.

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Believe me, I've tried.

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You actually think God's going to send
you a check or something?

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Amen.

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Money for the needy.

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Come on, let's not forget about Carol.

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00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:47,870
Me? I have never pulled a scam in my
life.

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00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,230
Oh, well, what about the time you tried
to fool that recruiter from Boston

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College?

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00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:57,010
Mike dragged in some bum off the street
to play me in a challenging dual role.

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Doc Seaver, it's a pleasure.

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I see you're still wearing the Boston
College colors.

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00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:03,650
Oh, yeah.

335
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,850
Say, can I get you a sherry?

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00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,050
No, thank you.

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Great, more for me.

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My brother, Mike.

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Hey, you.

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What's up?

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00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,580
So, Dr. Seaver, I understand that you're
a psychiatrist.

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00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,040
Uh, yeah, you better believe it.

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00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,680
Actually, I'm sorry your wife won't be
joining us this evening.

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00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:35,800
Oh, yes, I'm sick about the fact that
Mickey can't be here.

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00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,040
Isn't that Maggie?

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00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:42,220
Uh, yeah, Mickey's just my pet name for
her when we're in the sack.

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Let me begin by saying that your high
school grades are nothing short of

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spectacular. Thank you.

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00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,660
And can you believe she got those
straight A's after missing six whole

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because of reform school?

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00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,320
What? A little misunderstanding over a
knife.

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We're damn proud of the little slut.

353
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,420
That is nothing compared to the Goofy
Glue incident.

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00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,840
Goofy Glue incident?

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00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:33,300
No, yeah. Did anyone ever tell you about
that one?

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00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,820
No. Oh, boy. Well, it started when Carol
broke that lamp that was right here.

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00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:41,900
And the genius here thought that he
could glue it back together. Yeah. Oh,

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perfect.

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00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,720
It isn't bad. Do you think it'll hold?

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00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:49,460
What are you kidding? On a commercial,
this stuff holds five elephants over the

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Grand Canyon.

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00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,540
Anything on TV that isn't true.

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00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,540
Well, we're in the clear now. You two
clean up the mess.

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00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,220
Carol, if I'd clean up the mess around
here, you'd probably find yourself

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00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,100
standing in a trash can out by the curb.

366
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,160
Come on, Ben, get up.

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00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,520
You're kidding, right?

368
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,640
No, he isn't.

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00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,720
What are you screaming about?

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00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,540
I don't know. I've never been glued to a
table before.

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00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:40,980
All right, put your hands on my neck,
and when I pull on you, I'll throw your

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00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,740
weight towards me, okay? Okay. All
right, ready?

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00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,760
One, two, three.

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00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,120
Like that, I've always been a perfect
angel.

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00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,680
Oh, well, what about the time you threw
that tantrum because you thought we were

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all playing around after you went to
bed? Yeah.

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00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,960
You might help it if I've got a healthy
imagination.

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00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120
It's not fair.

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00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,680
How come I have to go to bed and
everyone else gets to stay up and have

380
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,040
I hear you laughing.

381
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,260
I know what you do. Wait, of course he
goes to bed, then party, party, party.

382
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,740
I guess Chrissy must be asleep by now.

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00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,620
What do you want to do tonight?

384
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,060
Oh, I don't know.

385
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:30,700
Want to play Barbies?

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00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,030
some vegetables.

387
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,120
Guess we better hit the road.

388
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,240
Yeah, I gotta go break in my new
landlord.

389
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,000
Dwight's driving me to my dorm.

390
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,100
Can't we stay and see what the new
people look like?

391
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,360
I'd rather not know.

392
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:19,780
Me either.

393
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,480
Oh, come on. We better get moving.

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00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:42,450
So, bye.